Fact Check/Satire

Is the LA Police Department Currently Investigating Kanye West for Reported Assault & Battery During His Disney Trip? Here’s the Truth

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Recent reports had many speculating that famous and controversial rapper Kanye West was involved in a battery incident that occurred during his Disneyland visit.  While the news we have to report from the Disney Parks is usually about the magical and wondrous happenings at either the Walt Disney World Resort or the Disneyland Resort, occasionally, there is news of a ...

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Disney Funeral Services: How Guests Can Say Goodbye at Disney

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Every year, millions of fans travel to Walt Disney World Resort and Disneyland Resort to experience the magic and joy that Disney parks provide. These parks hold extreme sentimental value to fans as they often remind people of the joy and innocence of their childhood. For this reason, many fans choose to celebrate important life landmarks at Disney. From proposals ...

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Disney Keeps Animal Kingdom 10° Hotter Than Its Other Parks

A man hot in front of Disney's Animal Kingdom Tree of Life

Listen, anyone who’s been to Disney World knows that it’s freaking HOT in Orlando, Florida. Even in the winter, it’s still pretty warm by most of the country’s standards. That sunny weather is why Walt Disney knew it would make such an excellent location for a theme park. But am I crazy, or is Disney’s Animal Kingdom always WAY hotter ...

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Seven Things That Should Be ILLEGAL at Disney… but Aren’t

Guests shocked standing in front of Walt Disney World's Cinderella Castle

While Disney Parks may be the happiest and most magical places on Earth, they don’t come without their fair share of bad guests. Over the last year, the internet has continued to go wild over videos and photos exposing just how bad the behavior of Disney guests can get. Walt Disney’s dream of creating a place where dreams come true ...

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Disney to Introduce Genie Restroom+ This Summer!

Disney Genie Restroom Plus

For years, guests visiting Walt Disney World Resort were able to bypass the traditional queue and get to the front of the line faster with the popular FastPass program. Sadly, in 2021, Disney ended the FastPass program with Disney Genie+, a paid-for system that was a lot like the MaxPass that was offered at the Disneyland Resort prior to the ...

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Fans Baffled by Upcoming ‘Bluey’ Episode Titled “El Cartel”

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This online confusion will surely go down in history for its hilarity. Bluey’s upcoming episode entitled “The Sign” is highly anticipated by fans. The new chapter is set to premiere on April 14, 2024, and fans are already freaking out about it. Bluey, created by Joe Brumm and produced by Ludo Studio in collaboration with BBC Studios, has become a ...

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Just Days After Reopening, Popular Disney World Attraction Will Allegedly Close Down After “Break”

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At Walt Disney World Resort and Disneyland Resort, attraction closures are all too commonplace. Due to the age and use of these theme park attractions, closures are a necessary part of keeping these attractions looking and working their best. Many rides undergo larger seasonal closures to help minimize overall damage. One ride, in particular, was closed for several months as ...

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Does Disney Have a Squatter Problem? DeSantis Issues Bill to Prevent Practice

Disneyland Resort entrance

Recently, many stories about illegal squatters have gone viral on social media. According to the Oxford Dictionary, squatter refers to “a person who unlawfully occupies an uninhabited building or unused land.”  Now, a viral video has made some shocking claims that Disneyland Resort, located in Anaheim, California, has squatters of its own. This news story coincides with Governor Ron DeSantis’ decision to sign ...

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