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Desperate to Appease Fans & Hike Revenue, Disney World Announces New Ticket Option for Guests

Close up of Cinderella Castle

In a seemingly desperate attempt to keep Guests happy and boost revenue, Disney World has announced a new ticket option: the “No-Rides” Ticket. Disney’s had a rough go of it over the last few years. In February 2020, just weeks before Disney’s U. S. parks announced their closures in response to the coronavirus pandemic, then-CEO Bob Iger abruptly stepped down, ...

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Disney Unveils the Newly-Redesigned Mickey Mouse, and Fans are Furious

mickey mouse

Disney has unveiled the newly-designed Mickey Mouse in celebration of Disney’s 100th anniversary, but fans are furious over the new look. RELATED: Steamboat Willie is on His Way Out, and That’s Not the Weirdest Part of the Story This year, Disney is celebrating its first one hundred years–“100 Years of Wonder,” as the company’s Super Bowl LVII refers to it. ...

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Yellowstone Heartthrob Unrecognizable at Disney World

Cole Hauser Rip Wheeler

Fans of Paramount’s Yellowstone know two things: you never ever want to go to the train station and Rip Wheeler ( played by Cole Hauser) is…nice to look at. The show follows the Dutton family, led by patriarch John Dutton are the owners of the largest ranch in Montana, the Yellowstone Dutton Ranch, and their constant struggle to keep their ...

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A Shark at Disney World!?!?

Shark at Disney World

Ah Florida! Home to many species of wildlife that you just won’t see anywhere else. From alligators to snakes, Florida’s waters are rife with potentially dangerous animals. Are sharks one of them? Well…off the coast sure but others are claiming to have seen sharks on Disney Property. Related: Are Wild Animals Getting to Comfortable at Disney? In case you need ...

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