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Disney Park Characters Upend Couple’s Gender Reveal
Gender reveal events can be the worst. You have people accidentally starting wildfires, wrestling alligators, and injuring party guests will ill-aimed air cannons. Whether you’re into the pink-and-blue-themed gender festivities or think they’ve gone too far, this couple’s Disney Park-inspired…
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Katee Sackhoff Speaks on Being Replaced by Artificial Intelligence
Katee Sackhoff, who is currently working as Bo-Katan in The Mandalorian, has spoken up about being replaced by AI. She says, “I mean if my family reaps the benefit of that? Yeah, of course.” Right now, the world is quickly…
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Walt Disney World Pulls Off EPIC April Fools Day Prank
It wasn’t just Disney fans participating in the pranks this year! Yesterday, April 1, was an important holiday for those who love chaos and humor. If you somehow missed it, yesterday was April Fools Day, a holiday where you are…
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Business
April 15: File Your Taxes & Say Goodbye to Free Wi-Fi at Disney World
For years, United States citizens have dreaded the 15th day of April for years, as the Internal Revenue Service uses the date as the annual deadline for filing income tax returns. But this year, Americans will share those feelings of…
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Iger Announces Shocking Succesor As His Replacement
In a shocking turn of events tonight, Bob Iger has announced his replacement. Earlier today, we announced that he would be stepping down, but in a whirlwind of unexpected events, we’ve uncovered that not only will he not be stepping…
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After Years of Remodeling, a New and Improved Adventureland Attraction Emerges
It is finally here! Back in 2022, one of the most iconic parts of Adventureland closed down for a massive remodel. Fans have been patiently waiting for the renovations to be complete, and by the looks of it, that may…
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‘He Said-She Said’ The REAL Reason Victoria Alonso Was Fired
Disney has come under heavy criticism for firing Victoria Alonso, the former president of physical, post-production, visual effects, and animation at Marvel Studios. Most of that criticism has come from Alonso herself. We recently reported that the fired executive retained…
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Disney Issues Public Apology to Johnny Depp, Invites Him to Return to “Pirates” Franchise
In a wholly unexpected turn of events, Disney has publicly apologized to Johnny Depp for the company’s role in the strained relationship between the talented actor and Walt Disney Pictures and has extended an offer to him to reprise his…
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Disney Says Aloha to Their Perfect “Lilo” for Upcoming Live-Action Film
The search is over! After a massive casting call, Disney has finally found the perfect young actress to play the leading role of “Lilo” in the upcoming live-action version of Lilo & Stitch. They have cast a pin-sized actress who will be…
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Guests Issues Alarming TRON Warning; “Somebody is Going to Get Hurt or Worse”
A Guest of Walt Disney World has voiced some major concerns over a lack of safety on a popular ride. They are extremely concerned about the Guests safety at one of Walt Disney World’s newest attractions, TRON Lightcycle/Run. Theme Parks…
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San Fransokyo is Looking to Be a MASSIVE Let Down
Is that really it? Some exciting news was announced earlier this year regarding the new San Fransokyo area that is coming to Disneyland Resort in Anaheim, California. Fans were excited to know that a Big Hero 6 area would be coming to…
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Parks
Disney’s Main Street, U.S.A. Completely Cleared After Emergency
Walt Disney World Resort Guest dealt with a medical emergency during the Cinderella Castle firework show. Disney World, located in Orlando, Florida, is one of the most popular tourist destinations in the world. The theme park is part of the…
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CEO Bob Iger Steps Down, Says “No Tag Backs”
It is a tragic day for the Walt Disney Company. In a shocking turn of events, Bob Iger, the beloved CEO of the Walt Disney Company, stepped down from his position. His self-termination is part of his plan to cut…
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Walt Disney World Changes Park Map
Walt Disney World has made some major changes to the Park map. For many Guests visiting one of the many Parks on Resort Property, the Disney Map is an essential way for them to navigate throughout the Parks. The layout…
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Business
How the United Kingdom Helped Save the Magic Kingdom: The King Charles III Clause Explained
Disney has given DeSantis the middle finger. I tried to word that more delicately, but there’s really just no other way to put it. I guess I could have said it the way one Facebook user did by saying, “if…
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The American Psychiatric Association Says Disney Adults Don’t Have to Worry About This Problem Anymore
The American Psychiatric Association (APA) recently released findings from a study related to an often-criticized sector of Disney fans, and the results may come as a surprise to many. Whether you’ve loved Disney for decades or you’re brand-new to the…
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The Disney Dining Plan Returns…Finally!
We expected many changes when Bob Iger returned to the helm at the Walt Disney Company. In fact, we made a wishlist. An end to price increase, the return of parking lot trams, more Magic, and better Cast Member treatment…
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Florida’s Ron DeSantis Fires Back at Disney: “You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet”
Just when it seemed that the flames of fury in the Disney vs. DeSantis debacle were becoming only very hot embers, the chaos has been reignited following a discovery made earlier this week, and Gov. DeSantis vows the battle is…
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Apple, Inc. to Purchase Disney for $109 Billion. If One High-Powered Analyst Gets Her Way
Apple, Inc. could be poised to purchase The Walt Disney Company for approximately $109 billion. That’s if one Wall Street analyst gets her way. The idea is not a new one: Apple and Disney–the ultimate power couple within the corporate…
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Newly-Reimagined Dining Experience to Open This Weekend at Disney World
A newly-reimagined and newly-redesigned dining experience opens this weekend in a newly-refurbished venue at the Walt Disney World Resort, and Disney foodies are going to be thrilled! Narcoossee’s Restaurant, located at Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort & Spa, has long been…
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