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Proposed Legislation Calls Ron DeSantis To Relocate

Warning: Satire Ahead In a wild turn of events, the state of Alaska chimed in on the Disney vs. DeSantis…

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Re-Opening Date for Disney’s Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Leaked?

Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith closed in February for a multi-month refurbishment. The indoor roller-coaster is slated to be…

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Death Row Inmate Requests Food From Disney World Restaurant For His Last Meal

Recently, an inmate on death row made a request that no doubt brought a little bit of Disney magic to…

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April 15: File Your Taxes & Say Goodbye to Free Wi-Fi at Disney World

For years, United States citizens have dreaded the 15th day of April for years, as the Internal Revenue Service uses…

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Iger Announces Shocking Succesor As His Replacement

In a shocking turn of events tonight, Bob Iger has announced his replacement. Earlier today, we announced that he would…

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Disney Issues Public Apology to Johnny Depp, Invites Him to Return to “Pirates” Franchise

In a wholly unexpected turn of events, Disney has publicly apologized to Johnny Depp for the company’s role in the…

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CEO Bob Iger Steps Down, Says “No Tag Backs”

It is a tragic day for the Walt Disney Company. In a shocking turn of events, Bob Iger, the beloved…

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The American Psychiatric Association Says Disney Adults Don’t Have to Worry About This Problem Anymore

The American Psychiatric Association (APA) recently released findings from a study related to an often-criticized sector of Disney fans, and…

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The Disney Dining Plan Returns…Finally!

We expected many changes when Bob Iger returned to the helm at the Walt Disney Company. In fact, we made…

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Fans Try to Crack One of Disney’s Greatest mysteries…”who is Max Goof’s Mom?!”

Any Disney fan loves a good Disney unsolved mystery. There are tons of fan theories regarding a plethora of Disney…

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Disney World Announces New (and Cheaper) Ticket Option for Guests

In a seemingly desperate attempt to keep Guests happy and boost revenue, Disney World has announced a new ticket option…

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Disney Unveils the Newly-Redesigned Mickey Mouse, and Fans are Furious

Disney has unveiled the newly-designed Mickey Mouse in celebration of Disney’s 100th anniversary, but fans are furious over the new…

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Disney Reportedly in Talks to Acquire “Harry Potter” from Warner Bros. Entertainment

Disney is reportedly in talks to acquire the Harry Potter brand from author and creator JK Rowling and Warner Bros.…

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Yellowstone Heartthrob Unrecognizable at Disney World

Fans of Paramount’s Yellowstone know two things: you never ever want to go to the train station and Rip Wheeler…

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A Shark at Disney World!?!?

Ah Florida! Home to many species of wildlife that you just won’t see anywhere else. From alligators to snakes, Florida’s…

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