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Big Thunder Mountain Evacuated After Child Allegedly Jumps Ride’s Fence

Please note that the story outlined in this article is based on a personal Disney Parks guest experience. No two…

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Another “Black Ring Portal” Seen in the Skies Above Disney Park

At the Disney Resorts, anything can happen. Disney is a place where magic can appear before your very eyes when…

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Disney Faces Backlash Over “Sexual” Mickey Mouse Statue

WARNING: The following article mentions and/or discusses topics that may be distressing for certain audiences. Viewer discretion is advised. Over…

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Fans Shocked by Reports That ‘Moana’ Will Become Disney’s First Ever Transgender Princess

This is certainly one of the more unique claims to have come out recently. The Moana live-action film has been…

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Internet Riots After Disney Reportedly Charges $70 for Bowl of Cereal

This is absurd, even by usual Disney standards. There is no doubt about it: vacationing at a Disney Park is…

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For Just $7,900, You Can Become a Disney Dapper Dan!

It’s a deal too good to pass up! The Dapper Dans, a beloved and iconic entertainment group, have been charming…

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Disney Princess DISMEMBERED in Horrifying Theme Park Accident

Children…cover your eyes now! For the most part, Disney Parks are known as magical places where guests of all ages…

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Disney Park Security Reportedly on High Alert After Horrifying Recent Incident

WARNING: The following article contains content and/or language that may not be suitable for younger readers. Viewer discretion is advised. …

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Guest Walks Through Iconic Disney Attraction Shirtless

WARNING: The following article contains content and/or language that may not be suitable for younger readers. Viewer discretion is advised. …

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HORRIFYING: Alligator Seen Devouring Mickey Mouse

Alligators have made their presence known in the enchanting realm of Walt Disney World Resort. These fascinating creatures, known for…

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Figment Has a Secret! Fans Concoct Conspiracy Regarding EPCOT’s Purple Dragon

Figment, the lovable purple dragon who inhabits EPCOT, is not one to miss out on celebrating the holiday season. As…

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Johnny Depp at Disney?! Actor Allegedly Returns as Captain Jack to Surprise Theme Park Guests

This kind of news makes every Johnny Depp and Captain Jack Sparrow fan listen! Johnny Depp’s portrayal of Captain Jack…

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Disney Prices Reach All-Time Highs

Those traveling to Walt Disney World this holiday weekend will need extra cash. Pricing for Genie+ and Individual Lightning are back…

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Disney Tries to Save Jollywood Nights With Exclusive Characters

Disney’s Hollywood Studio’s newest holiday event opened to guests last weekend. The event was called a disaster by many who…

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The Circle of Life: Lion Pride Seen “Guarding Dead Tired Zebra” at Disney

“The Circle of Life” is alive and well at Disney…but maybe not in the way you imagined. One of the…

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Disney Adult’s Crying Now ENCOURAGED in the Disney Parks

Talk about a tear-jerker! It looks like Disney has concocted their newest form of entertainment by introducing alcoholic beverages alongside…

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Is a Disney Celia Cruz Movie a Salsa Fan’s Dream or Potential Reality?

Salsa Queen Celia Cruz shook up the music world for much of her career. With such an influential presence in…

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Undercover Celebrity?! Guests Confused by Mysterious Park Guest Wearing Disguise

A curious incident has just taken place at one Disney Park, and fans on the internet are scratching their heads.…

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SHOCKING: Guest Claims They Saw “Pinocchio Harassing a Service Dog”

You saw what?! Disney is known for its magical and immersive experiences, and the Parks want to ensure that all…

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Halle’s Expecting?! Why Disney’s ‘Pregnant Princess’ May Cause Problems for the Studio

Disney is no stranger to controversy, but the latest rumor surrounding Halle Bailey, the talented actress who starred in the…

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