What if you could peek into the future of Walt Disney World — not just the exciting stuff like new rides or land expansions, but the closures no one wants to talk about?
That’s exactly what we set out to do. We asked AI to tell us which current Disney World attractions are most likely to close — and when. Not because we’re rooting for anything to go, but because it’s fascinating to think about how the parks might change in the next decade.
Here’s what the algorithm had to say, including the dates that these would happen.
1. Astro Orbiter – Predicted Closure: 2027
Let’s be honest — this one isn’t exactly Tomorrowland’s crown jewel. Between the clunky elevators and the slow loading, AI pegs Astro Orbiter as an early casualty of an inevitable Tomorrowland overhaul.
2. Journey Into Imagination with Figment – Predicted Closure: 2029
Figment deserves better than the version of the ride we currently have. AI suspects Disney agrees and will finally retire this divisive iteration in favor of a revamped experience that does Figment justice.
3. Tomorrowland Speedway – Predicted Closure: 2031
The smell of gasoline and the roar of tiny engines might be nostalgic to some, but AI says the real estate is too valuable. It could soon make way for a more modern, eco-friendly Tomorrowland attraction.
4. The Barnstormer – Predicted Closure: 2028
This kiddie coaster is fun — but forgettable. As Fantasyland matures, AI believes this spot could become home to something with broader appeal and a longer ride time.
5. Gran Fiesta Tour Starring The Three Caballeros – Predicted Closure: 2030
AI flags this one for retirement due to the long-standing rumors of a Coco overlay. While we’d miss Donald and friends, there’s a case to be made for a more culturally resonant experience in the Mexico pavilion.
Disney is always reinventing itself. Sometimes that means building new lands. Other times it means saying goodbye. So if these predictions are even close to correct, maybe it’s time for one last ride — just in case.
