Disney Dropped National Pet Day Cat Merch and Your Cat Is About to Be Very Spoiled

It is National Pet Day, and Disney just released a full cat merchandise lineup that is going to test the willpower of every Disney fan who also happens to own a cat. That is a very large number of people, and the products are genuinely good, which makes the situation considerably more dangerous than a standard merch drop.

Here is everything in the lineup organized by category so you can assess the damage before you start clicking.

Cat Toys

• Lilo and Stitch Alien Jingle Balls with Catnip — $11.39. Three jingle balls featuring Stitch in blue, Angel in pink, and Leroy in orange. Each has catnip and textural features on top. One of the more affordable items in the lineup and genuinely useful as a cat toy.
• Lilo and Stitch Hula Feather Wand — $11.15. Two wands featuring Lilo and Stitch dressed in grass skirts doing the hula. Feather wands are reliably effective for cats and the character design on these is charming enough to justify the price.
• Nightmare Before Christmas Catnip Crinkle Toys — $9.67. A three-pack of plush crinkle catnip toys designed as Lock, Shock, and Barrel with embroidered facial features. The most affordable item in the lineup and the most likely to be immediately destroyed by an enthusiastic cat.

Cat Trees and Houses

• Penn-Plax Disney Cubical Cat Condo — $99. Multi-layer cat condo with scratching hiding and climbing areas built around Mickey Mouse motifs. Includes a red plush Mickey batting toy.
• Penn-Plax Disney Cat Cabinet — $85.99. Dark wood cat cabinet with Mickey button-shaped door handles and a Mickey head cutout entry point on the side. Looks like actual furniture which most cat trees absolutely do not.

Carriers

• Buckle-Down Cinderella Pumpkin Carriage Carrier — $69.95. Soft-sided carrier designed to look like Cinderella’s carriage with mesh windows so the cat appears to be riding inside.
• Buckle-Down Buzz Lightyear Spaceship Pet Carrier — $69.95. Soft-sided carrier designed to look like Buzz Lightyear’s spaceship packaging.
• Buckle-Down Star Wars Death Star Pet Carrier — $69.95. Soft-sided carrier in the likeness of the Death Star. Your cat will not appreciate the reference. You will.

Cat Beds

• Hunny Pot Cat Bed — $21.84. Three-dimensional Hunny pot bed with a honey-spilling base detail. Cats climb inside. Winnie the Pooh fans lose their minds.
• Disney Parks Stitch Cave Bed — $108.99. Plush cave bed designed to look like the cat is sleeping inside Stitch’s open mouth. Inner bed covered in a Stitch and flowers pattern. The most visually ridiculous and most immediately desirable item in the entire lineup.
• Grogu Pet Bed — $19.99. Grey pet pillow with Grogu using the Force at the center and The Force is strong with this little one in block lettering. The most affordable bed option and the one most likely to generate comments from guests in your home.

Accessories

• Finding Nemo Breakaway Cat Collar with Bell — $19.95. Blue breakaway collar with the full tank gang across the design and a silver bell.
• Aristocats Breakaway Cat Collar with Bell — $19.95. White breakaway collar with piano keys and Toulouse and Berlioz dancing among music notes. A silver bell is attached.
• Stitch Breakaway Cat Collar with Bell — $19.95. Blue collar with pink floral pattern and Stitch’s face alternating around the band with a silver bell.

Your cat has no idea it is National Pet Day. That is not a reason to let the occasion pass without acknowledgment.