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The Disney Ride That’s Just Not Worth the Hype in 2025

Planning a Disney World vacation is all about choices. With dozens of rides spread across four theme parks, you simply can’t do everything in a single trip. That means families have to decide which attractions deserve their time and which ones can be skipped. For years, Seven Dwarfs Mine Train at Magic Kingdom was treated like a rite of passage. Every guidebook, every blog, every commercial put it front and center. Yet in 2025, more and more guests are realizing that the ride might just be the most overrated in all of Disney World.

Goofy, a Disney character in an orange shirt and green hat, leans in playfully toward the camera with a blurred Cinderella Castle in the background at a Disney theme park.
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When it opened in 2014, the coaster felt revolutionary. The swinging mine cars were new to Disney, the dwarfs’ animatronics looked cutting-edge, and the ride tied into the first animated feature Walt Disney ever produced. It was charming, kid-friendly, and different enough to feel fresh. But that was over a decade ago, and today the cracks are starting to show.

The ride is very short—under three minutes of actual track time. By the time you’ve gone through a small drop, a quick turn, and a brief slow-down inside the mine, you’re already gliding past the cottage scene at the end. For families who have stood in line 70 to 100 minutes, it’s not hard to see why they leave feeling disappointed. That imbalance between time spent and payoff has become the biggest strike against it.

Seven Dwarfs Mine Train attraction at night
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Then there’s the thrill factor. Mine Train is technically a coaster, but it barely scratches the surface compared to what else is available in 2025. Guests who have ridden Tron Lightcycle Run or Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind know what Disney can do with modern ride technology. Mine Train just doesn’t measure up. Even Expedition Everest, which is now two decades old, delivers a more complete experience with its backward drop and mountain storyline.

Expedition Everest
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Of course, Mine Train isn’t worthless. For kids who aren’t quite ready for bigger coasters, it’s a gentle introduction. The theming in the queue is well done, and the dwarfs’ song inside the mine scene still makes parents smile. But as a “headliner” ride, it’s simply been passed by.

So, what should guests do instead? Cosmic Rewind is a must at EPCOT, Tron is the new star of Magic Kingdom, and Expedition Everest remains a legend at Animal Kingdom. Even classics like Pirates of the Caribbean or Haunted Mansion provide more bang for your buck in terms of length and theming.

A futuristic theme park scene at night features a large, illuminated spaceship sculpture with orange and pink lights in the foreground. In the background, a monorail glides by a glowing dome-shaped building and a modern structure with purple lighting, as if preparing for an epic cosmic rewind.
Credit: Disney

Bottom line: Seven Dwarfs Mine Train isn’t a bad attraction, but in 2025, it doesn’t deserve the hype—or the wait.

Andrew Boardwine

A frequent visitor of Walt Disney World Resort and Universal Orlando Resort, Andrew will likely be found freefalling on Twilight Zone Tower of Terror or enjoying Pirates of the Caribbean. Over at Universal, he'll be taking in the thrills of the Jurassic World Velocicoaster and Revenge of the Mummy

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